about gluetree

glue·tree \glü-trē\ n 1 : a woody perennial which yields a strong adhesive. 2 : a construct of balsa wood and glue usually derived from potchkying (see figure 1.1) 3 : a stupid name for a stupid site.

about the author

Thousands of years ago, before the Land Before Time, there was the creature, Stee. Formed from the primordial ooze of the Hellmouth, he began to consume mass quantities of bacon and more bacon and it was good. For after the failed robot insurrection of 2525, the porcine population exploded not unlike the faulty cogs of their unruly, robotic enslavers.

but seriously…

My life told by others…

Indebted to the Yakuza with kin (left) Ol’ Masta Q dishin’ it out (top)
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